Lawn Nazis

They really don't like being called that. They like to think of themselves as "concerned homeowners". The reality of it all, is that they are just that, LAWN NAZIS! I could think of a few other names to call them, but I doubt they would like them either.
They are the wealthy homeowners, with disposable incomes. Many of whom, own other homes as well. This being only a "vacation home". These zealots of the green lawn, like to replace their lawns every so often, just for the hell of it. Likewise they expect everyone else to follow their example. After all, they spend a lot to keep up their LUSH GREEN LAWNS! So shouldn't everyone else? Even if they can't afford to put food on the table, or pay their mortgage. These are the rules. They should know that!

Just yesterday, I interrupted one of these "Enforcers" of the deed restrictions. She was posting a notice on someones door. I told her, that it was of little use. You see, these people abandoned their home over six months ago. They simply could not afford to pay their mortgage payments anymore. Did the local Gestapo agent care? Of course not. Beacon Woods has it's rules and as we all know. These rules MUST BE OBEYED, at any cost! Even if you moved out, because of foreclosure! They still expect you to fork out money to keep your lovely lot, pristinely landscaped. Today I took a look at what that notice said. It advised the homeowner that although Beacon Woods understood hard times can take their toll. They still wanted to remind the home owner of their responsibilities toward the deed restrictions. In that effect, their home was not up to par. Beacon Woods would take over the job, and hire someone to do it. They would then bill the homeowner.

WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES! These poor people lost their home. Does Beacon Woods care? Not one damned bit! They will now try and sue these poor unfortunate people, for the upkeep of their abandoned property. Since they have two law firms representing them, what is the possibility that the homeowner could win?

I have heard that there is a revolution afoot here in Beacon Woods. I only hope I can find the perpetrators-----so I can join them! If anyone knows where this group is, I would appreciate it. It is high time to end the reign of the Beacon Woods Reich!