Lawn Nazis

They really don't like being called that. They like to think of themselves as "concerned homeowners". The reality of it all, is that they are just that, LAWN NAZIS! I could think of a few other names to call them, but I doubt they would like them either.
They are the wealthy homeowners, with disposable incomes. Many of whom, own other homes as well. This being only a "vacation home". These zealots of the green lawn, like to replace their lawns every so often, just for the hell of it. Likewise they expect everyone else to follow their example. After all, they spend a lot to keep up their LUSH GREEN LAWNS! So shouldn't everyone else? Even if they can't afford to put food on the table, or pay their mortgage. These are the rules. They should know that!

Just yesterday, I interrupted one of these "Enforcers" of the deed restrictions. She was posting a notice on someones door. I told her, that it was of little use. You see, these people abandoned their home over six months ago. They simply could not afford to pay their mortgage payments anymore. Did the local Gestapo agent care? Of course not. Beacon Woods has it's rules and as we all know. These rules MUST BE OBEYED, at any cost! Even if you moved out, because of foreclosure! They still expect you to fork out money to keep your lovely lot, pristinely landscaped. Today I took a look at what that notice said. It advised the homeowner that although Beacon Woods understood hard times can take their toll. They still wanted to remind the home owner of their responsibilities toward the deed restrictions. In that effect, their home was not up to par. Beacon Woods would take over the job, and hire someone to do it. They would then bill the homeowner.

WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES! These poor people lost their home. Does Beacon Woods care? Not one damned bit! They will now try and sue these poor unfortunate people, for the upkeep of their abandoned property. Since they have two law firms representing them, what is the possibility that the homeowner could win?

I have heard that there is a revolution afoot here in Beacon Woods. I only hope I can find the perpetrators-----so I can join them! If anyone knows where this group is, I would appreciate it. It is high time to end the reign of the Beacon Woods Reich!

While Rome Burns

The Republicans throw TEA PARTIES!
and while we suffer from one of the worst droughts ever, here in Florida. The residents of Beacon Woods keep on watering their lovely green lawns!
I think I have given up on Florida. It is a state full of agressive drivers, polluters, and wasteful Republicans! Not that you have to be a Republican to be wasteful, but it sure helps.

They cry about Obama, spending their hard earned tax dollars. Yet most of these people make well below the taxable threshold. What ignorant fools we have here. They cannot see through the lies of the Bush and Reagan era. The Republican party has never cared about working class America. They only represent the fat cats! They are being led, by a bunch of loudmouthed liars! Who have nothing more than their own personal greed, to protect. I gave our local Republican Committee the finger the other day. I called him some foul names, and I have no apology for him! He and his wife own multiple properties in three states. They have bucko bucks, and act like they are poor hard working stiffs. What a lie! Then they try to bully their neighbors who do not share their views on everything down to landscaping. Yes I'm talking about "Lawn Nazis". They insist on keeping outdated deed restrictions in their community, despite the drought. Despite the fact that the whole make up of their community has changed over the years. They talk of home values, even though these homes were built cheaply, and as an alternative to the many high end communities around here. This community is no longer one of uppity 55+ retirees. It is a community of varied lifestyles, working class people with families. Yet these stodgy bullies, still run it like their personal country club.

People today have more to worry about than Tea Parties and Lawns, they worry about putting food on the table, and a roof over their heads. The Republicans just don't get this. Yes uncontrolled spending ( Like that of GW Bush on his little war ) is not needed. However spending on our Infrastructure, and Healthcare is not wasting money, it is investing in our future!