Why I don't like Florida and why I do :-}

Now I hope you all know most of this is tongue in cheek! For the rest of you--geddover it!
So here first are my reasons for hating Florida:

• They drive too fast!
• They all drive big cars!
• They drive like idiots, no Florida cars come equipped with directional signals! Or so it would seem.
  
• They still refuse to accept Global Warming.
• They teach "Creationism" in the public schools, and say Darwinism has not yet been proven! You know them fossils were put there by the Devil!
  
• They all think that drilling off our coasts, will lower the price of gas--NOW!
• They really hate criticism ( I should know! LOL )
• They're all Republicans!
  
• We have hurricanes every year.
• Yo-Yo weather in the winter--cold then hot then cold, you get the picture.
• Too Hot and Humid in the Summer
• Too many mosquitoes ( and they spray us every night, with malathion -- doesn't kill the mosquitoes--just everything else! )

And last but not least, the clincher!

• There are very few natives! Everyone is from somewhere else. A state full of malcontents from somewhere else. Including me!

Now for the plusses:

• We have some beautiful beaches ( until they start drilling )
• We have very varied wildlife ( if they don't shoot them all )
• We have some pristine springs ( if they don't stop dumping their trash in them )
• We have more sunny days than cloudy ones. ( so why don't they invest in Solar Energy? )
• I live here!